Where in the world is Baby Suri?July 11th, 2006 @ 6:23 pm

I haven’t been very good about keeping up on my gossip habit since Babboo was born. I’m trying to be better, since I truly do love me some gossip. I’m still trying to figure out where Baby Suri is. Or if Baby Suri exists. (What do you think?)
Did you see this article on the Gucci baby frontpack that Gwen Stefani has for her new little guy? There is even a poll about it over at US Weekly. I figure there’s nothing wrong with Gwen spending that kind of money on a sling for her baby. Gwen’s known for being super trendy. Why not use her style now that she’s a New Mom? I personally don’t like the look of the front pack, but that’s just me. And really, how safe does it look with the baby all scrunched up at the bottom??
But back to more serious topics, does Baby Suri exist? Or was Katie Holmes’ pregnancy a fake? And if this baby does, where are the freaking pictures?
(I’m still hoping that Katie pulled her head out and left Tom’s wacky self-promoting self.)
Gossip

Chas
said,
July 12, 2006 at 3:21 am
As for Baby Suri, lets hope she exists b/c Katie was definitely pregnant, and I’d hate to think that something bad happened to her baby. I’m also hoping that she leaves Tom…can’t stand him.
And about the expensive baby carrier. I went to Us Weekly, and I had to vote that No, it’s not worth the price she paid, but I really don’t think there’s anything wrong with her paying it. Buying that sling for her is like me buying a soda out of a machine.
Lisa B
said,
July 12, 2006 at 4:42 am
Yeah. Not a big fan o’ crazy Tom.
And yeah I haven’t even seen a pic of them out with the baby — even if they showed the back of the baby’s head. If this pregnancy is a fake? Did they think they could keep it up for 18 years or something?
Erika
said,
July 12, 2006 at 11:02 am
Why aren’t celebrities blasted for all of their extravagant purchases? What, is her son not worth that kind of spending but her feet are?
Christar
said,
July 12, 2006 at 1:18 pm
The thing with baby Suri is, that people were saying that Katie’s pregnancy was fake before she even “gave birth”. I doubted it before, because I saw a photo of Katie in a bathing suit while pregnant, but now? I just don’t know what to think! There are so many weird turn outs about baby Suri.
Here they show and talk about Suri’s birth certificate, but they say that it was filed until 20 days after the birth. The explination? Tom and Katie say the whole scientology belief that noise causes negative energy. I was watching E! News last night, and they said that people who live close to Tom and Katie have seen Suri, but is this just a cover up?
p.s.
Sorry this is so long, lol. I love media gossip too!
Britt
said,
July 12, 2006 at 1:26 pm
The week before Katie had the baby, one of our local radio stations in Salt Lake reported of speculations that she was not actually pregnant but was wearing a fake belly. They had a picture of her on their website in which the belly was hanging out a little at the bottom and looked like it was fake because you could see it hanging over what might have been her real belly.
I don’t see why they would fake a pregnancy, though, because they could never get away with it…could they? The whole thing is very fishy! Especially with the birth certificate issue. Since both parents were supposedly there when Suri was born, why didn’t they sign it then?
There is so much more to say about this…..I could go on and on and on.
HollowSquirrel
said,
July 12, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I’ve been discussing this a lot lately with friends. WAIT, what birth certificate issue? I don’t know anything about this, but I was thinking that something is wrong with the baby, and they want to have it corrected before the press finds out or sees her.
Also, I don’t care if celebrities spend a boatload of their own cash on their kids, but I CANNOOOOTTTTT stand it when talk show hosts (Oprah, Ellen, etc.) have the pregnant stars on and then gift to them a $3k pram or Gucci playpen or something like that when a. the stars don’t NEED it and can afford that crap on their own and b. you could have bought 100 playpens or breastpumps for needy women in your community. ya know? So stupid.
Alison
said,
July 12, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Maybe Gwen bought that massive baby carrier so as to sheild the little man’s face from the crazed Paparazzi??? Seems to be fairly effective in this photo!
Nap Queen
said,
July 12, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Here’s my two cents. I think something is wrong with the baby, and Katie and Tom aren’t getting along about how to handle it….you know, since Tom doesn’t believe in all sorts of proven medications and such. Either that, or they’re just going to keep their kid locked up for the first decade or two. With Tom as a dad, I wouldn’t doubt it.
Sarah
said,
July 12, 2006 at 3:39 pm
I think that the baby never really existed. The birth certificate that’s floating around seems fake to me. It has Katie’s name as Kate when isn’t it legally Katherine? And there were some other fishy things about it that I read.
Basically, I think Tom is crazy and if there is a baby then he’s going to wait until his next movie comes out to show off the baby because the man loves publicity more than anything.
Also, I really want Katie to leave him. I used to heart her so much…then he sucked the will to live right out of her body. sad.
jessica
said,
July 12, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Right on Erika! I never thought of it that way but I agree wholeheartedly.
Now on to Baby Suri. I think (for reason unbeknownst to me) that Katie was not really pregnant, but that there was a baby that they would adopt when it was born, which would be around the same time that Katie was “due”. But then, it’s real Mom decided to keep it, or something happened, and the deal fell through. Don’t know why I think that though.
ReDinkyDink
said,
July 12, 2006 at 4:22 pm
I was just wondering the same thing. Yesterday, CNN had a front page article about the mystery.
I don’t like the front carriers like that either. The Ultimate Baby Wrap is much better! I only wish I had purchased it when Lilly was a newborn!
Dannah
Frema
said,
July 12, 2006 at 4:31 pm
I heard that paparazzi weren’t willing to pay the exorbitant amount of money they wanted for the pictures, so they’re holding out until someone takes the bait. Which is pretty much backfiring on them, because I totally forgot I hadn’t seen pics until the whole birth certificate thing.
Heidi
said,
July 12, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Cruise news is just freakin’ freakier by the day.
Gwen is a very hip mama but it looks anatomically uncomfortable. It’s pricey, but it’s definitely no BB Active(which I used for over a year in total baby-wearin-lovin-goodness).
Carrisa
said,
July 12, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Being a scientologist is expensive ya’ll! And if no one is gonna pay $6 million dollars to photograph my fake baby then ya’ll can just take a flying leap off of a sofa!
Poor poor Katie… I think the baby is real. I just think that Tom has gone all M.J. on us and doesn’t wanna show the face. I guess once she’s 3 she might get to go outside and play on the swingset with a blanket tied around her face…. all the while Katie is slowly dying day by day because Tom won’t let her take any Prozac to make the pain go away.
But that’s just my opinion.
Hilary
said,
July 12, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Baby Suri…..I just don’t know where to start. It’s all so weird and it has been from day one. I miss Joey Porter!
As for the sling, I say if she can afford it, which duh of course she can, then go for it. It’s her money and she can do what she wants with it. $800 to her, y’all that’s like $20 to us! Plus, I saw a sling at Target…TARGET people the other day for $200….$200!!!! Seriously! If Target is selling one for $200 then I think she actually got a good deal on a $800 Gucci one.
Durga
said,
July 12, 2006 at 9:46 pm
I heard that the Cruise baby pics didnt fetch enuf money in the press as the Jolie-Pitt pics did so Tom pulled out on teh deal. Apparantly people really don’t care mch about the Cruise kid. In other goss Nicole Kidman (who got married a few week back at a church about 10mins from my house) is pregnant.
Did you know that not one Fan went to annoy Nicole at the church when she got married? Apparantly a lot of the North American & European jounalists were very surprised at how much Aussie’s really hate the ‘hype’ surrounding celebriries. Interesting but I dont think it’s that. I think we like Nicole a lot and wanted her to have a nice time without screaming down teh church. Who knows? The 10min drive wasnt worth my effort.
WaltDe
said,
September 1, 2006 at 10:13 pm
Keep up the great work on your blog. Best wishes WaltDe