The sun is very bright today. This is very good. I just wanted to start with that.

I think I’m like most girls in that I own more than one type of perfume. You need different fragrances for different outfits. Very odd, but it’s the truth. Today I am wearing a green shirt so I wanted to wear this perfume. Too bad I ran out last week. I decided to wear a cologne I hadn’t worn in a long time instead. Maybe because the bottle is green. As this is a men’s cologne the actual fragrance is so much stronger than my usual “everyday perfume” that I am used to. That means I sprayed way too much on this morning. I hope nobody notices and thinks that I am trying to cover up the fact that I stink.

Man, I am smelly. And not so much in a good way. I might make myself sick.