I work in a construction trailer. It’s small. I work in the main area of the trailer. The room that the one bathroom opens up to. I also work with mostly guys. Construction guys that are dirty and stinky. Nice, but stinky. So, it’s 11:30 here, pst. And some of them have already pooped TWICE today. That means they hang out in the one bathroom for 30 minutes (no kidding), reading the month old newspaper that someone has left in there for all to enjoy (I can even hear them turning the pages while they are in there) and then they spray TOO MUCH lavender air freshener (the air freshener mixed with poop is NOT a good combination), leave the door wide open and go back outside to the job site. Thus leaving me to plug my nose and go close the bathroom door (leaving the fan on), so that I can continue to enjoy my frozen pizza for lunch. It’s not pretty.

I am glad they are SO regular that they need to go multiple times a day. I may even be a little jealous. BUT NOT AT WORK. Save it for the privacy of your own home. Or just be more discreet. I know that everybody poops. But I am NOT OKAY with knowing about it. I can’t talk about it with other people. That is why I save it to talk with you, dear Internet.

Thanks for listening. Oh, and thanks for holding it until you get home.